im your mom on a saturday night

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catsmom:

AWWWW! Poor Puddytat!

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• Future child: What did you do when you were my age?
• Me: ....
• Don't say talked to strangers on the internet
• Don't say obsessed about gay fictional characters
• Don't say porn
• Don't say fanfiction
• Don't say sobbed over celebrities
• *Don't say talked to strangers on the internet*
• Future child: Mommy?
• Me: We didn't do anything ever when I was your age not a damn thing go to your room

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Someday, someone will walk into your life and make you realize why it never worked out with anyone else.

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u-ok:

aww that’s cute

..wait

hold the fuck up

isn’t that a…

and that’s up her..

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